BILLY MAYS HERE: THE OXYCLEAN GHOST

MJ's death stopped the world more than any of the people that died in the week though.

I've been watching his videos all weekend on VH1classic

It's a shame to hear that he died.

But at least his widow can use OXI CLEAN to get the stains he left behind out of the upholstery and carpet.

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What's that? I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

This week has been a goddamn nightmare. We lost three celebrities in a span of four days.

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In the event of a fire storm, the salad bar will remain open.
- The Blubo's Whale

My hero is dead. ,_, I am thoroughly saddened.

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I eat pie, therefore I am!

Yes, I'm a boy. I double checked!

they both died at fifty...

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he who fart in church must sit in his own pew...